Look, there’s the collection tin! At the front… where everybody ignored it. One person bought a Dotty Cow postcard after (a) they had expressed initial interest and (b) I told them the entire pound that it cost was going to Parkinson’s UK.
People mostly ignored the T-shirt, too. (It has a print of a painting on it; I only had one coat hanger, but there were more t-shirts.) Along with the rest of the merchandise.
They did, however, look at the paintings, which was the whole point of the exercise – and I sold a few. I’m a terrible salesperson, so this is quite an achievement.